January 19, 2005
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream…
"I need a boyfriend who likes to cook."
And clean, and wash windows, too?
You also need a boyfriend who isn't going to rip through your psyche. Who is going to respect you. Who isn't going to molest your kids' friends someday. Or your friends' kids. Or your kids.
You need a boyfriend who is a thousand things and more.
Perhaps while you're dreaming some more, you can get him to be healthy, wealthy, and wise, too?
Or you can stop feeling sorry for yourself, get off your ass, and go out there and grab life by the throat and *find* someone.
Because there are no dreams anymore. They're all dead.
There are, however, some compromises which aren't that bad.
But you'll never find them while you sit back and sullenly lick your wounds, thinking about how good it never was.
The BITTER is smirking at you, wondering when you'll stop feeling sorry for yourself and finally do something about it.
Until then, the BITTER has a nice selection of herbal teas for you. Available with milk, lemon, and quicksilver.
So quoth scott at 17:52 UTC | 0 BITTER pills | TrackBack
February 19, 2003
head vise
When pressure exudes its filthy force upon our skulls, when do we say 'yield' and feel the resonant cracking of the plates, as the fluids and membranes within begin to seep out our aural channels?
So quoth scott at 03:43 UTC | 0 BITTER pills | TrackBack
December 11, 2002
finding your voice
I've lost touch with my connection to the BITTER. I just feel blah, not powerful. How can I find my way again?
Go to a mall during this shopping season.
Reread love letters from an old flame, one who has long abandoned you.
Think of the injustices you have suffered at the hands of your manager(s).
... or your doctor(s).
Realize that there are still people who believe that every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
If you have been molested or raped, think about the fact that statistically, that person was probably (a) never prosecuted and (b) did it to 6–11 other people. What's more, that sorry asshole is the reason you have intimacy problems now.
Think about the fact that it is more likely for bad things to happen to good people, because good people don't complain as much and just try to go with the flow.
Think about any injustice in the world you want, and realize that nobody in authority over that situation cares, because their power and greed isn't being effected.
There, are you starting to scream, bloodcurdingly and with foamy blood frothing from your mouth? Then you have found your voice.
So quoth scott at 16:13 UTC | 2 BITTER pills | TrackBack
August 28, 2002
Supplication
The identity of the lord of BITTER is undisputed.
But who is second-in-line?
So quoth tony at 03:20 UTC | 1 BITTER pill | TrackBack
February 14, 2000
Taunting the weak
Are there any Christians around to taunt? I'm feeling the groove.
ARISE MY SON, FOR THOU ART REBORN
THE BITTER FLOWS THROUGH THY VEINS
AND THOU ART EMPOWERED
AGAINST THOSE WHO PREACH BLIND LOVE
WHILST PROFANING THE VERY CONCEPT
WITH THEIR LIMITED MINDS
AND HYPOCRITICAL WAYS
So quoth scott at 16:52 UTC | 0 BITTER pills | TrackBack
February 13, 2000
abuse for reason
Why have I been pissed upon so much recently for being rational? Why have the past few weeks taught me to shut my mouth because all that a cool, logical, level-headed gets you is a few less friends?
Because they are in a state of denial and are wounded by your attempt to help them see the Truth.
Logical causation is an important tool for exposing these people to the BITTER.
Do not let them deviate you from your true path. If it has grown too painful for you to try to correct them, then give them their space right now. But if you still have energy, and you feel like being an interventionalist (because make no mistake, it's as intrusive to a closed-minded and closed-souled person as that
infernal Evangelical Christianity is to most of us), then you should keep coming back to them, because they need guidance.
So quoth scott at 21:49 UTC | 0 BITTER pills | TrackBack
CD mauling?
did the BITTER scratch my beethoven piano concerto cd?
No, that was "whiny". The BITTER respects classical music.
Except Elgar and Liszt.
So quoth scott at 21:43 UTC | 0 BITTER pills | TrackBack
February 12, 2000
color of the BITTER
What is the color of the BITTER?
Somewhere between dried blood, stomach acid, and pitch black.
So quoth scott at 21:42 UTC | 1 BITTER pill | TrackBack
Honor thyself to honor the BITTER
Well, hey I need to work out my own self worth...so neah...and yes, I AM GOING TO SAY IT...it really PISSES ME TO CARE ABOUT A LOT OF PEPOPLE AND HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER OR NOT THEY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME.
Hello. Have you considered ASKING THEM?
The BITTER has no respect for those who cannot enshroud themselves.
So quoth scott at 21:30 UTC | 0 BITTER pills | TrackBack
February 11, 2000
women and borderline BITTER
My possesion of the BITTER is borderline; I repeatedly get shat on by women in unusually spectacular ways, but I still try to make an effort to keep a positive outlook on life.
But does it keep you from being denigrated and ignored by the women? No. So why not take comfort with your TRUE friend, the BITTER?
So quoth scott at 21:25 UTC | 1 BITTER pill | TrackBack
using the BITTER
I have the BITTER, however, I currently lack the eloquence to fully exploit the powers that come with it.
Do not worry, for the BITTER knows how best to use you.
In time, young one, your powers will grow, and as the BITTER becomes more and more a part of you, so shall you become more and more part of the BITTER, and from your voice shall flow forth eloquent words of disdain and praise and you shall become a voice of the BITTER.
So quoth scott at 21:24 UTC | 0 BITTER pills | TrackBack
February 10, 2000
accidental hurting
but then again, no one EVER intentionally hurts ANYONE ELSE.
No, don't be in DENIAL of the BITTER. It can't help you when you do that.
and if you didn't MEAN to, then that makes it ALL OKAY! doesn't it?
The BITTER is smirking along with your subconscious.
but it's ok. i'm over it. really.
The BITTER isn't fooled.
The BITTER is playing crazy eights with your sauciness right now.
So quoth scott at 21:12 UTC | 0 BITTER pills | TrackBack
BITTER draining
The only problem I have with a good resurgence of the BITTER is that I always feel so empty and drained when it subsides.
When you caress the face of God, what else is there to do with the rest of your day?
So quoth scott at 21:10 UTC | 1 BITTER pill | TrackBack
just want one BITTER girl
Sometimes, all I want is a girl who appreciates the BITTER. But they don't. Or at least, no one here.
Oh, they think the BITTER is to be feared, to be reviled, to run away from, to avoid, to mask, to denigrate, to subjugate, to coat with lithium and zoloft.
AND FOR THEM, THEY ARE RIGHT.
Because they cannot HANDLE the BITTER, and on plastic shells of human beings such as themselves the BITTER feeds and sucks marrow and digests grey matter and replenishes you in your Ubermenschian status to go out another day as a Disciple of How Things Really Work, dammit!
So quoth scott at 21:08 UTC | 1 BITTER pill | TrackBack