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August 20, 2002
What is the BITTER?
According to scott:
"BITTER is yours for the asking, my son.
The BITTER is within all of us.
BITTER is just around the corner, watching you.
You can stab BITTER with your steely knife, but you just can't kill the BITTER.
You may have as much BITTER as will fit into both outstretched hands.
Love may make the world go round, but BITTER is what makes _love_ go round.
You can fear the BITTER, but in the end it will consume you anyway. So
breathe deep and relax; try to enjoy it."
So quoth tony at 02:25 UTC
BITTER traces
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BITTER pills
you know what's really bitter? a cup of the grinch's piss that's what.
Posted by: clark at August 21, 2002 6:39 PM
A cup of that mixed with a teaspoon of BITTER will produce crystals of sorrow as a precipitate. After you filter those out, you are left with a drink that is not entirely unlike one of the finer tequilas out there, except for that annoying disintegration of your epiglottis.
I would not recommend more than two shots at any given sitting.
Posted by: the vanguard disciple at August 21, 2002 8:35 PM