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February 12, 2000
More rumination on the BITTER
The BITTER was not nominated for an Academy Award, because the BITTER is a major component of the glue that holds the gold figure to the base.
The BITTER is the explanation for your spontaneous nosebleeds.
The BITTER causes Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome.
The BITTER is responsible for 22q11.2 deletions.
The BITTER would like some peppermint tea.
But only if it's organic.
The BITTER causes cancer in laboratory rats.
Everybody has a different LD50 for the BITTER.
I have a different BITTER for LD50.
Angostura is not the only kind of BITTER.
Even if Hemingway once compared it to varnish.
Although it used to contain high amounts of strychnine bark, which only seems to validate the theory.
YOU! YES, YOU! YOU ARE NOT BITTER ENOUGH!
The BITTER is the lover touching your lips, shushing you gently, as it gets ready to plunge the icepick in your kidney.
The BITTER will help you sleep at night.
It is up to you to try and wake up again in the morning.
Now I lay me down to sleep...
The wrath of BITTER my soul shall reap.
The BITTER is ageless.
The BITTER is timeless.
The BITTER provides fuel for your soul.
If you have one.
If you don't, the BITTER can get you one, wholesale.
So quoth scott at 21:41 UTC
BITTER traces
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